If I had the cord for my phone...

I could show you the sign at the grocery store for pickled pig's lips.

I could show you the 6" long bug of death that was on my door handle when we came out of a restaurant. (Ok... I was told that it was a Katydid, but whatever it was it scared the hell out of me.)

I could show you the dinner plate sized turtles in the pond just outside our door.

I could show you the mounds of fire ants all over the stinking place.

I could show you the "Mac Donald's" that everyone keeps talking about - and I have caught myself talking about twice now.

I could show you the 1960's library that made me die a little inside.

I could show you all of the cool carousel horses around town.

I could show you the BBQ shack that smelled much better than it tasted.

And best of all... I could show you the weather forecast that says it will be in the high 80's all week. Yes, it is October.

But unfortunately, we haven't unpacked the phone cords or camera cords yet.